Kickass, the doorstop dog, says his keeper was wandering around a Brownsville flea market with the vague notion of finding something to use as a fly-casting support for the bow deck of his new/old boat when something that looked promising caught his eye several aisles away. But he was put off when the item turned out to be a much-used aluminum walker.
Not just yet! And certainly not on his fishing boat!
(Apparently he chooses to risk falling overboard to even a faint hint that he is really an old SOB.)